6-29-2008: OK. Now it's getting ridiculous, people. The LEFT OF CENTER 80's Alternative Dance Party was a hit. Yet another new regular dance party to watch for on our calendar.. We're officially out of Saturdays to host more regular dance parties. Do you want more dance parties on Thursday night, too? If you're ready to dance your ass off even more in Hell, we've got a full staff and Dj's willing to help out. Help us decide. Text us at our nifty new in-bar text system at 919-360-4409 and text "vote 1" for "Yes, we do want even MORE dance parties on Thursday night" or text "vote 2" to say, "I can't dance that much. Do something on Thursdays that'll let me sit down" Let us know. Nick is eagerly awaiting your input.

6-29-2008: We got some new beers in stock. We're not really sure how many we have right now, but we know that our recently updated list is still missing quite a few. Nick's lifetime goal to have every bottled beer in existence is almost complete.

6-25-2008: New! By now, you've got to be wondering, "Is there *always* something new at Hell?" Well, actually, yeah. Now, Hell has retro-vintage electronic darts! And yes, it's friggin' awesome!

6-25-2008: New! Another new dance party! Starting this Saturday, June 28, we've got DJ NK spinning the LEFT OF CENTER 80's Alternative DANCE PARTY! As always, $5 for guests, free for members. Doors open at 9:00. This dance party is an absolute *must* for anyone who grew up in the 80's. Of course, we'll be rocking the house with our shiny new 3000 watt sound system and new lighting system.

6-24-2008: New! Send the bar a message! Use your cell phone to send a text message to 919-360-4409 and your text message gets displayed on our new video monitors all around the bar! Use it to flirt. Use it to say "hi!". Use it to send the bar some love. Use it to make yourself famous. Use us. You know you want to.

6-8-2008: For the first time ever in Hell, it's Drag Queen Bingo! Starting on Monday, June 16, Hell will be showcasing the fabulous Mary K. Mart on Mondays for Drag Queen Bingo! Mary K. Mart has been performing her show for over 6 years in Raleigh and Durham, and now Hell brings the show to Chapel Hill. $5 suggested donation at the door for Mary K Mart's favorite charity: Alliance of Aids Services - Carolina

5-31-2008: New! Please welcome Hell's newest regular dance party: 80's Retro Revival! The joint will be jumping the first Saturday of every month, starting this Saturday, June 7. Doors open at 9:00. $5 for guests. Free for members.

5-31-2008: New to Hell! New to Chapel Hill! The dancing keeps going into the morning with our new after-hours 18+ dance party, The Breakfast Club! At 2:30, the doors open to 18+. ID required. No exceptions. No alcohol, but we'll keep ya' dancing with water, soft drinks, juices, and Red Bull cocktails!

5-22-2008: New! Hell is the home of the Big Booze! 1. Come down to Hell. 2. Order a highball. You'll see what we mean by BIG!

5-22-2008: New! Hell has a few new beers. Hell now has the best beer selection around! Over 100 kinds of beer. Check out our amazing new Beer List for oat soda goodness!

5-22-2008: New! $2 Tuedays! Every Tuesday, come down to your favorite basement bar and get $2 well drinks and $3 shots all night!

5-22-2008: New! Hell has a new signature drink! The PURGATORY LEMONDAE! You've never seen another drink like it. Kinda' dangerous. Very delicious. The only drink in town that looks like a science project!

5-8-2008: New for Hell! Hell's first goth dance party is gonna make Hell even darker! Starts at 9:00. Free for members, $5 for non-members.